i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup
i’ve been blaming millie all this time!
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
Around the Rim by Johnson Tsang
i loooooove this!
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
team “i can’t wash this every time i wear it, it’s black”
Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.
I feel like Colbert is one of the best examples of religious you can ever get. He’s Catholic. He’s one of 11 kids. He teaches SUNDAY SCHOOL. And it never comes off like he’s judging you because you don’t follow his exact path.
I’m an atheist, and I feel like Colbert gets me in a lot of ways. It means a lot.
Love Stephen Colbert.
One of my always-reblogs.
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
although i’d be lying if i said i’d never drawn a penis in window fog…
Corgis for Prince George//for KAA
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I LOVE THE ROYAL FAMILY
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
Rape, by the Numbers
Why doesn’t this scare the crap out of EVERYONE?!
"Aw, look at that couple" [x]
I want a love like the Shaytards’ love